I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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