its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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