I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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