me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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