The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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