OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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