Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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