Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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