talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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