He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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