I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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