yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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