We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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