You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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