Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Drake has all the answers
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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