In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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