I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
