Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Randomize
