Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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