He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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