So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
