Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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