we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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