She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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