the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
being pregnant is like rehab
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
