So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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