Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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