I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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