Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She even gives head with a lisp.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What drink are we having for lunch?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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