wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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