I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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