I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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