I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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