scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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