For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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