you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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