I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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