butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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