i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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