Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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