Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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