Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm bleeding and have questions
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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