i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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