I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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