i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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