I just made out with a guy for $7.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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