How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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