Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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