You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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