They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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