i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My liver is preforming stress tests.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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