Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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